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ooh, aah—that’s how it always starts—

Tuesday 24 February 2004 | I like a cookie

“—but then later there’s the running…and the screaming….”
(Jeff Goldblum as the redoubtable Dr. Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park II)
I am enraged to discover that Mandarin’s spouse hasn’t been sufficiently fixated on her, but instead indulging in some nonsense with an evil orc-chick. How could he?! I am perishing with concern and vast somethingness and a […]

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