archives for July 2005
common personals abbreviations
Wednesday 27 July 2005 | I like a cookie
These are by far the most elaborate ones I’ve ever read, which is good, because the ones for the Alt Weekly are so circumscribed and boring—are they better in the other SF? They’ve got to be, right? “Temporarily Divorced Yesterday.” Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ha. Cough.
I have the cramps and am […]
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overheard from production, vol. 1, no. 2
Tuesday 26 July 2005 | I like a cookie
“We’re about to talk about episiotomies—come on in!”
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overheard from production, vol. 1, no. 1
Monday 25 July 2005 | I like a cookie
“And does she know that it’s gonna make her smell? She’s gonna smell like donuts!”
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inconceivably happening
Monday 25 July 2005 | I like a cookie
Last night, N. and I unknowingly celebrated our one-year anniversary by breaking up.
We woke up this morning, looked at each other’s swollen eyes bleakly, and simultaneously shrugged. We can’t even stand to think about it, so we just don’t.
The darkest moment saw him staggered out of the living room into the bathroom; I could hear […]
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set love free!
Wednesday 20 July 2005 | I like a cookie
Which is not a sexual-revolution slogan but a persuasive series of arguments explaining why we should pressure Congress to lift an inane, ancient piece of legislation restricting travel into and out of Love Field. What especially caught our eye, though, was a link at the bottom of the page concerning the “Southwest Affect”—we did get […]
