archives for March 2006
butter my butt and call me a biscuit
Thursday 23 March 2006 | I like a cookie
The infrequency of these posts is beyond appalling. Oh, sure, I certainly have my reasons: protracted horrible breakup with Voldemort; bizarre and quite probably failed attempts at reconfiguration with the Librarian and his family—beginning in September when I ran into him at the son of Albert in the juice aisle and dropped my cans of [...]
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in which style writer hatty oliver nails me with least three of these fashion faux pas
Thursday 9 March 2006 | someone left a cookie
“No-one over the age of twenty-five should own any Hello Kitty merchandise, children’s watches or jewellery, wear below-the-knee shorts and long socks, sport t-shirts with Little Miss Naughty emblazoned across their breasts, wear their hair in pig tails, ankle socks or hooded tops.” Alors, I must plead guilty to Hello Kitty merchandise (a vibrator and [...]
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Homeric catalogue of useless allergy medication
Wednesday 8 March 2006 | I like a cookie
Eye drops of varying degrees of utility: 1. Similasan Allergy Eye Relief—homeopathic (apis 6x, euphrasia 6x, sabadilla 6x), to be used as often as I need meaning at least twice an hour; $8 2. Visine-A eye drops—naphazoline hydrochloride 0.025% and pheniramine maleate 0.3% (antihistamines) which can only be used up to 4 times a day [...]
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silly Homeric catalogue of lipsticks, glosses and balms
Wednesday 8 March 2006 | I like a cookie
Balms/gloss in pots: 1. Neutrogena Lip Nutrition Balm: Berry Smooth 2. Wet ‘n’ Wild MegaFlavors Lip Gloss: Vanilla 3. Fruits & Passion: Honeydew Melon (small pot) 4. Fruits & Passion: Mango & Cherries (ginormous pot) 5. the good old original Molton Brown mystery lip goo from British Airways first-class, which has no label anymore so [...]
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from the pressed faery book
Monday 6 March 2006 | I like a cookie
6th July 1895. Nanna wuldnt bleive me. Ettie wuldnt bleive me. Auntie Mercy wuldnt bleive me. But I got one. Now theyv got to bleive me. 8th July 1895. I cort another faery. It was flying passed my window but i was too quick for it it didn’t see me cuming up behind it but [...]
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ridiculously excited about…
Sunday 5 March 2006 | I like a cookie
…the Bloggies! Mayhap someday Mandarin and I will nominate one another, she for Best American, whilst I daydream of Lifetime Achievement (though I have to get more than 100 of my posts imported if this is truly my widdle heart’s desire) (and dear Lord I have to make WordPress obey me) (and, you know, it [...]
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wanna have fun fun
Sunday 5 March 2006 | I like a cookie
Jasmine reminded Gia who challenged male A-listers like Scoble who got linked by Newsome who has a link out of WordPress who thus managed circumlocutously to notify me that as we approach International Women’s Day, which is March 8, blogfolk might consider linking (in the main post of a blog) to at least five awesome [...]
