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in which style writer hatty oliver nails me with least three of these fashion faux pas

Thursday 9 March 2006 | someone left a cookie

“No-one over the age of twenty-five should own any Hello Kitty merchandise, children’s watches or jewellery, wear below-the-knee shorts and long socks, sport t-shirts with Little Miss Naughty emblazoned across their breasts, wear their hair in pig tails, ankle socks or hooded tops.”

hello sunshine hello funshine

Alors, I must plead guilty to Hello Kitty merchandise (a vibrator and a Q-tip holder from Li-ên) as well as white ankle socks (5 pair for $5!), both zippered and pullover hoodies, and perhaps worst of all, very often putting my hair (especially when dirty) in two low ponytails (because I saw Courtney Cox Arquette get away with it on Friends all the time). Is that so wrong? I ask you.

Okay, I just sneezed seven times in a row, if you count those horrible half-sneezes which sound like an overweight javelina having an orgasm: Aaaaaah—snrkg! I hate the junipers and their little pollen too.

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  1. hatty said on Friday 1 Dec 2006 at 8.47 am:

    I’m Hatty and you shouldn’t take any notice of anything I write!
    Having said that I think while low pony tails and hooded tops are definitely acceptable I stand firm on the faux little girl hello kitty stuff….


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