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“pamper me silly” essay contest (or, just silly essay contest)
Saturday 8 July 2006 | I like a cookie
“You go through a whole hormone cycle every month. You’re a gal who deserves to be pampered! Write an essay (200 words or less) describing the one top way you love to pamper yourself throughout the month and why it’s your favorite. The writer of the winning essay wins a $100 gift card to Sephora.com! [...]
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hide, hide, the cow’s outside
Saturday 8 July 2006 | I like a cookie
Presently paralyzed from the neck up; can sweep, dust, wash, type and sew more or less fine, unthinking; but eating, thinking, writing about death and dying or otherwise being useful nigh impossible without struggle for breath, thick oily film of tears veiling eyes and lump swelling throat. Said paralysis further garnished with great consequent gouts [...]
