down for the count

Tuesday 29 August 2006 | I like a cookie

Though hopefully not the count (or, as Mandarin says fretfully over the pilot’s annoucement, “This better not be our final landing!”). The menstrual faeries are tapdancing down below and copy pimps/johns are slavering for their cut/put-out, so there will be another day’s hiatus.

In the meantime, we leave you with this cautionary image of what can happen if you open an inadvertently-shaken bottle of mango kombucha whilst sitting on top of your boyfriend’s bed. (For the scientifically minded, such an incident leaves about a third of the kombucha actually in your bottle.) This is after washing. Said b/f very calm about proceedings but mildly suggested next time open cranberry or blueberry bottle to get full tie-died effect.

mango kombucha as tie-die



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