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shameless acts of bribery
Monday 2 July 2007 | someone left a cookie
In order to get myself to work at all on the Dying Book, it’s become necessary to buy off my Evil Twin. And the bitch is no cheap date, let me tell you. Before she’d even so much as open the new hundred-page document from editorial, she insisted that I buy her the cardamom foot [...]
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Monday 2 July 2007 | I like a cookie
