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Monday 10 September 2007 | someone left a cookie
Salon’s Cary Tennis advises this poor bugger to move out of his own house. Nice one! That’s what you get for taking in Mary and Joseph, these days.
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So the guy knows what he wants to do, what he wants to hear, and is really just writing to Cary Tennis because he wants to hear it confirmed, right? Which is only slightly less sad than writing to Randy Cohen so you can feel smug and happy with your ethical judgement of others. Why do I love advice columns so? Why do they always leave me humming John Prine’s “Dear Abby”?