http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2007/10/04/pee-standing-up/ "bringing you all the news that's fit to mistrust" Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:16:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0 http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2007/10/04/pee-standing-up/#comment-14836 Sat, 13 Oct 2007 13:31:18 +0000 http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2007/10/04/pee-standing-up/#comment-14836 Had always wondered precisely how it was done, and am pleased my general intution of the matter is confirmed by multiple sources. Kudos to those who manage the operation without peeling layers. I once told a partner who was unduly shy about her private parts (they were very beautiful--thick, full and red, and magnificently framed by a dense, lush block of wavy brown hair) that I have long considered the vulva a quasi-mystical object, a window to the other side of the universe. You mean, where we all were when we were stars? She asked. Exactly was my reply. All this in the context of that inescapably comic social situation created when one person's face is in direct and near-continuous contact with another person's genitals. Had always wondered precisely how it was done, and am pleased my general intution of the matter is confirmed by multiple sources. Kudos to those who manage the operation without peeling layers. I once told a partner who was unduly shy about her private parts (they were very beautiful–thick, full and red, and magnificently framed by a dense, lush block of wavy brown hair) that I have long considered the vulva a quasi-mystical object, a window to the other side of the universe. You mean, where we all were when we were stars? She asked. Exactly was my reply. All this in the context of that inescapably comic social situation created when one person’s face is in direct and near-continuous contact with another person’s genitals.

]]> http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2007/10/04/pee-standing-up/#comment-14646 Wed, 10 Oct 2007 02:48:41 +0000 http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2007/10/04/pee-standing-up/#comment-14646 It figures that women are about to master peeing standing up, when men haven't even got it figured out yet. It figures that women are about to master peeing standing up, when men haven’t even got it figured out yet.

]]> http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2007/10/04/pee-standing-up/#comment-14304 Fri, 05 Oct 2007 19:01:43 +0000 http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2007/10/04/pee-standing-up/#comment-14304 See "skanky stalls," above...! :o) See “skanky stalls,” above…! :o)

]]> http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2007/10/04/pee-standing-up/#comment-14303 Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:43:54 +0000 http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2007/10/04/pee-standing-up/#comment-14303 It's weird. I fail to see how you even thought that peeing standing up would be cool. It’s weird. I fail to see how you even thought that peeing standing up would be cool.

]]> http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2007/10/04/pee-standing-up/#comment-14298 Fri, 05 Oct 2007 17:35:04 +0000 http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2007/10/04/pee-standing-up/#comment-14298 Oh well now you *would*...! I may try it in the shower but I'm not going to besmirch and defile the whole bathroom while I'm mastering (ar ar ar) this particular skill. And maybe I'd rather just keep peeing sitting down and learn something else, like, I don't know, how to read German or raise orchids....though it would be awfully handy in skanky public stalls. Oh well now you *would*…! I may try it in the shower but I’m not going to besmirch and defile the whole bathroom while I’m mastering (ar ar ar) this particular skill. And maybe I’d rather just keep peeing sitting down and learn something else, like, I don’t know, how to read German or raise orchids….though it would be awfully handy in skanky public stalls.

]]> http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2007/10/04/pee-standing-up/#comment-14266 Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:21:01 +0000 http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2007/10/04/pee-standing-up/#comment-14266 I think it's fantastic and will be trying it in the next ten minutes. LOVE! I think it’s fantastic and will be trying it in the next ten minutes. LOVE!

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