Comments on: screenplays I will never write (so I might as well blab all about them online) http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2008/07/08/screenplays-i-will-never-write/ "bringing you all the news that's fit to mistrust" Sat, 22 Nov 2008 03:25:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0 by: drian biamond http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2008/07/08/screenplays-i-will-never-write/#comment-33891 Wed, 09 Jul 2008 00:24:29 +0000 http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2008/07/08/screenplays-i-will-never-write/#comment-33891 To which I add the following: TENDER BUTTONS, with Alli Lohan as Glazed Glitter. Hillary Duff could play Carafe and the underappreciated Amy Winehouse shows off her dramatic chops as Petticoat. An all-female cast of course. Directed by Michael Bay. Box office $$gold$$. • <em>Editor</em>: Oh, now who's unappreciative of Ms. Winehouse?! <a target="_blank" title="but why does she not want to go?" href="http://graphjam.com/2008/07/05/song-chart-memes-winos-response-to-rehab/">I say NO, NO, NO</a>! En fuego, driamond—better get your script on. Try <a target="_blank" title="what do you have to lose, besides your self-respect" href="http://zhura.com">zhura.com</a>? Maybe <a target="_blank" title="anyway it's free to apply!" href="http://www.disneyfeaturewritingfellowshipprogram.com/">Disney</a> would bite! To which I add the following:

TENDER BUTTONS, with Alli Lohan as Glazed Glitter. Hillary Duff could play Carafe and the underappreciated Amy Winehouse shows off her dramatic chops as Petticoat. An all-female cast of course. Directed by Michael Bay.

Box office $$gold$$.

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Editor: Oh, now who’s unappreciative of Ms. Winehouse?! I say NO, NO, NO!

En fuego, driamond—better get your script on. Try zhura.com? Maybe Disney would bite!

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