tonight at 12:01 a.m.

Thursday 17 July 2008 | 4 cookies in the jar

That’s when the first screenings of The Dark Knight will start. Time was I’d have been scrunched down in the back row doodling in my notebook with my Sharpie by 11:15. They were already saying Nicholson, Brando; now they’re saying Pacino, DeNiro. I regretting having to write negative reviews of Casanova and The Brothers Grimm, not that he ever knew. And now he’s gone and joined that stupid club. But Heath, you had me at Monster’s Ball.

puffy ain't bad neither

[PS: absolutely funniest, most sarcastic, snort-aloud, post on this movie ever.]


4 cookies in the jar

  1. the almost right word said on Friday 18 Jul 2008 at 9.49 am:

    i was just going to say, is that puffy i see behind those bars!?!?! and then i held my cursor over the image. damn. how did i not know that he’s in it?

  2. unnarrator said on Friday 18 Jul 2008 at 9.56 am:

    He’s pretty dang good too–it’s a serious part for him (though he’s ultimately overshadowed by Halle’s scenery-chewing, as almost everyone else in the film is).

  3. the almost right word said on Saturday 19 Jul 2008 at 12.39 pm:

    ::gasp:: you linked your beard is good! i’ve been reading his stuff lately — it’s usually laugh-worthy.

  4. betegrise said on Monday 21 Jul 2008 at 1.21 pm:

    Poor Heath—who, after all, probably only wanted to catch 50 winks. Don’t forget to add his faux-Xena breakout on TV, “Roar,” which also brought us the ever-Oscar-worthy Vera Farmiga!


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