world weird web category archives
Monday 3 November 2008 | 7 cookies in the jar
It’s hard to explain how I wound up here. Though I can certainly try if you’d like. “How are you kill Julie baby name chinese food? I’m confused?”
Wednesday 10 September 2008 | 2 cookies in the jar
Sunday 24 August 2008 | 3 cookies in the jar
So the expatriation plans were perhaps a little melodramatic. In my defense, everyone knows the Un is the last place you’d come for intelligent campaign analysis, seeing as how almost all my knowledge of strategy comes from either season three of The West Wing or repeated viewings of The War Room. Which I really hope [...]
Wednesday 20 August 2008 | 3 cookies in the jar
Courtesy of the magnificent Cake Wrecks, I’ve almost forgotten what a tugmuscle I am. At least I’m not an drain-bamaged chain-supermarket cake decorator. Though if I keep acting like a wanker I’m sure I’ll get my chance.
Thursday 7 August 2008 | I like a cookie
[Afterthought: Perhaps I should explain that the last movie which the Physicist and I ever watched together was, for no particular reason, Ghost World; and of course the opening scene of that film consists precisely of this, the galvanizing "Jaan pehechaan-ho!"—in which, as the fine writers of WFMU note, "Masked dancers bug out and go [...]
Tuesday 24 June 2008 | I like a cookie
Things You Can Put on the Back of a Bike. If, that is, you live in Shanghai.
Sunday 15 June 2008 | someone left a cookie
And imagine, here I was all this time thinking flarf was that fuzzy stuff you could occasionally pluck from the male navel! Let it not be said that our finger is not SQUARELY SMACK-DAB on the pulse of contemporary littachur.
Tuesday 10 June 2008 | 3 cookies in the jar
(via the incandescently cheeky Dopp Juice)
Tuesday 13 May 2008 | 2 cookies in the jar
Albeit $200 later, she’s up and running again!—and although (thanks to an about-to-be-abruptly-terminated week-long fling with quetiapine) I feel like post-semester mud and only want to lie in bed eating New York Super Fudge Chunk and watching old movies, how can I keep this blog from you one second longer? Because, speaking of B&J’s and [...]
Monday 7 April 2008 | I like a cookie
Still, how could anything be better than $665 every two weeks and a lineup of a dozen querulous students today and another twenty tomorrow? People, you can’t beat that with a big red stick! As it were.