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		<title>they just made a terrible life choice</title>
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		<title>i will helps you tyep!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Pyewacket tried to help me tyep a comment just now, in my last post which, God help me, references Elin Woods. She&#8217;s not a very good tyeper; it looked like something Wol would write.
addiijct jCjjojjdjijejsjjuho paoogoeoook

(Italics hers.) I absolutely cannot be blogging today. There are 17 papers needing commentary before 11 am, so I absolutely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>blueberry lollipop</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As in, I, queasy, just had one for breakfast. Yes, I did! And I&#8217;d do it again. Followed by a great lot of Sweet Thai Delight from the gobelet magique, as I&#8217;m waiting for student conferences to begin (17 today, 42 by Wednesday afternoon). My whole lollipop thing is kind of well-known at the State [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8221; . . . &#8221; means never having to say you&#8217;re sorry</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Where &#8221; . . . &#8221; could stand for: being oblivious, being scared/ashamed, or being angry/self-righteous. Excerpted from email to Mandarin. Consider its source: id est, me. No boyfriends were harmed in the making of this blogpost. All narrators are unreliable. The sentence on the front of this t-shirt is false.
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So the usual weekend knot [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://theunreliablenarrator.net/2010/03/never-having-to-say-youre-sorry/</link>
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		<title>the crying-jag hangover</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You might know it. You might not. But the next morning, after a really solid uncontrollable-crying jag, you feel beaten up. Your eyes are grainy and raw. Your face hurts. Various things which usually aren&#8217;t, are swollen. Including the region of your chest around your heart, or anyway let&#8217;s not be romantic, let&#8217;s say your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>gratitude list</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Someone mysterious someone actually bought me these as a gift, a surprise present, off my etsy favorites, and had them shipped to me. With no note or anything! From the hilarious DirtyAssSoaps. They came with a little chocolate heart (marked &#8220;DO NOT EAT&#8221;) and are adorable. I did not eat them.

At first I tried accusing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>krishna das</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been many a long yar since a younger I danced madly barefoot in black choli and skirt, scarlet red dupatta flying, kirtaning my brains out to this guy. I&#8217;m not sure anyone else could get away with it—such a freakshow Leonard-Cohen-Lou-Reed-John-Trudell HYMN, which would be BAPTIST except it&#8217;s actually Sufi, with its lyrics about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>gravespinning</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. So yesterday I was waitlisted at the only PhD program to which I could, apparently, be arsed to apply. It was my only application largely because I feel so ongoingly guilty about trying to beg/borrow/steal/win yet more writing time—as a recovering Protestant, clearly I should quit receiving and give back more than I presently [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;rare buddhist flower found under nun&#8217;s washing machine&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Which may edge out &#8220;Woman, Trapped, Survives on Moisture&#8221; as best headline ever. This via Mandarin—a little human-interest story that made my MONTH.

Three THOUSAND years. Holy holy-flower, that&#8217;s&#8230;that&#8217;s rare, is what that is.
Kind of like me posts. For simple reasons, some previously given, some new:
1) weekend head cold that has slyly shifted into sinus infection, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>lunette selene</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve been using my Lunette quite happily for two years, and don&#8217;t need a new one, I really do not; the thing is made of indestructable medical silicon and even if I, like, ran over it while camping in Mexico, it&#8217;d clearly bounce back without hesitation. Good Finnish work(wo)manship that&#8217;ll last me until the [...]]]></description>
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